Entries from February 2008

February 29, 2008

Good Help is Hard to Find Part Duex

Brandy doesn’t seem so sure about this whole back up dancers thing. The whole time- it looks like she desperately wants to turn around and see what her back up dancer is doing. And then give her the little finger. Because Brandy is the Star here. Damn It.

February 28, 2008

Brandy Doesn’t Do Dinosaurs

From the Back Seat of the car:
Brandy: I don’t want to be in that movie.
Me: What Movie?
Brandy: That movie. Jurassic Park. The man eaters will EAT ME.
Me: The Dinosuars?
Brandy: They will eat me.
Mark: Good thing you don’t have to be in that Movie.
Brandy: Whatever. Hug My Knee.

February 27, 2008

Brandy’s New Look…Drum Roll Please….

Brandy tells you her pick herself- and this time- there will be no Brandy Prize… nobody loved the look Brandy loved….

When I called Brandy to record her winning pick- she also had lots to say about some certain celebrities:
Me: Brandy can I record you saying “I picked Number 4?”
Brandy: I don’t [...]

February 26, 2008

A Sexy Make Over for Brandy

And we have another Brandy Contest! YAY!
So we did a couple of virtual makeovers for Brandy with different hair styles and make up choices. Brandy spent about 46 minutes staring at each makeover and has picked her favorite new look.
Now it’s your turn people- to figure out which Hot new look Brandy picked.
Hotness. Good Luck!
Number [...]

February 25, 2008

Brandy’s Words of Wisdom….

This past week-end- I was listening to the 38 voicemail messages left at our house- 37 of which was from Brandy. There was one voicemail that started with- “This is Brandy and I’m bored”…..
And if you all remember from last week- the last message she left that started with ”I’m Bored”-  ended up with her cussing me out [...]

February 22, 2008

The Right Stuff!

It’s Dance Dance Friday!!
And Brandy is keeping with the New Kids on the Block Theme……and rocking the 80’s.

February 21, 2008

And I Like Emails from Brandy

Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 09:59:05
From: brandy*****@yahoo.com
2-6-08
HOW ARE  YOU DOING?
AND  I   DO NOT  LIKE  LARRY STOKES?
AND SDENDYADONA DOING OK?
AND  I   LIKE  THE DOODLE BOPS?
AND   I  LIKE BACKSTREET BOYS?
AND   I  LIKE THE WIGGLES?
AND   I  LIKE   OAKLAND A’S?
AND  I   LIKE SAN JOSE SHARKS?
AND   I   NEED  MONEY?
AND   I WILL    SEE YOU  SOON?
AND   AUNT LINDY YOUNG IS  DOING OK?
AND [...]

February 20, 2008

DEAD HOLE!!! Brandy Quote of the Day….

Brandy: Don’t Be a Dead Hole
Me: What’s a Dead Hole?
Brandy: Your butt doesn’t work
Me: What?
Brandy: Then it explodes.
I guess instead of being just an asshole- you can be an exploding asshole which is like 92 times worse……

February 19, 2008

Brandy’s Bad Day…

This is what happens when you PBO.
Piss-Brandy-Off.
That’s right folks- I didn’t go get Brandy and take her out to lunch on my Presidents Day holiday from work. It doesn’t matter that we had cereal for lunch and that we did not go out at all. What matters is that Brandy was bored and  pissed and [...]

February 15, 2008

STEP 1- Brandy can have lots of Fun…

It’s Dancin’ Friday!!!!
And for today’s dance piece- Brandy selected “Step By Step” by the New Kids on the Block. Boo-Ya! Now compare Brandy’s dance video to the New Kids on the Block video below. She busts out moves from the actual video. Look for it around the 1:35 and 2:24 and 3:19 marks in the NKOTB [...]