Dance Dance Friday is Incomplete!

The last few weeks Brandy keeps saying she’s Incomplete. Such as:
Me: Brandy- How are You?
Brandy: Incomplete.
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Me: What did you do today?
Brandy: I saw Jackie. She was Incomplete.
Then one day Brandy called to say she finished a dance and could we film her? For sure! We found out that Incomplete is a Back Street Boys song which explains it all. And [...]

**DO NOT COME IN! STAY OUT! AND THAT MEANS YOU**

Brandy will not allow ANYONE into her room. She will even tape notes on her door naming the people that are not allowed into her room and telling them to stay out. She doesn’t even take chances of people opening her door in case they can’t read her notes. She will rig up some yarn [...]

Concerts are for Superstars

Brandy called me Monday night.
Me: Hello?
Brandy: What.
Me: You called me.
Brandy: Tomorrow I am going to practice for my concert like Howie.
Me: Practice what?
Brandy: I need to practice on stage. For my concert. I have to practice singing on my knees and I need warm water.
Me: What’s the warm water for?
Brandy: To Refresh yourself. Duh.
Now if you know [...]

Goody For You!

 So Brandy likes parties. She likes getting dressed up, wearing her dress up shiny shoes, and most of all she likes cake! But if you are going to party and not invite Brandy- Brandy says “Goody for you- Do it in Your own Yard!”
 

Mr. Telephone Man is a Nice Song

Brandy is a CD Whore. She has this massive CD collection. She also takes her little cd case with her if she is going out with you for the day in hopes that you will only play her CDs in the car. She has everything from BB King to the Spice Girls, from John Cougar [...]

Happy Easter!

Tomorrow there will be no Dance Dance Friday because I have a Work Work Holiday! So in celebration of Easter let’s showcase some art work by Brandy. Because Brandy never ever lets a holiday go by without sending a card. And if she doesn’t have a card- then gosh darn it- she’ll make one.
Happy Easter!

Hanes Her Way and Kotex are Nice.

At Taco Bell Last Saturday:
Brandy: I need to go to Walmart
Mark: What do you need from Walmart?
Brandy: Panties and Pads.

You Got Sprung Hon!

We all know the song- we all love the song……Baby Got Back.
 But take a listen to Brandy’s version….I put what I THINK are her lyrics below the video. Your interpretations of Brandy’s words are welcome!!!

You get Sprung
When a Big Girl walk in
You Get Sprung
With a Big ol’ Butt
And you get fat [...]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

May the Luck of the Irish be with You but Brandy Says “Talk to the Ass”.

By Request! Brandy Pop Lock and Drops It!

It’s Dance Dance Friday and last week we had a request for Brandy to Pop  Lock & Drop It. So we had Brandy watch the Pop Lock and Drop it video. Then she had a practice run. After dropping it once- she realized she had a wee bit of hard time getting back up to [...]