Last night my phone rings at home:
Me: Hello?
Brandy: **pause**
Me: Hello?
Brandy: What?
Me: You called me
Brandy: **pause**
Me: Brandy American Idol is coming on. Who did you vote for last night?
Brandy: David
Me: Which David?
Brandy: The one who sang the Beatles.
Me: BRANDY. They ALL sang the Beatles. Which song?
Brandy: The one who sang “She was just 17. You know what I mean….I held her hand”
Me: OH! David Hernandez? You think he’s cute?
Brandy: He’s so-so
Me: Did you know that he’s a gay stripper who poses nude for dudes?
Brandy: He’s a Ho-Ho
Me: He’s a So-So- Ho-Ho? Did you just say that?
Brandy: Yep. Now Bye-Bye.
And she hangs up on me.
Brandy is down with the So-So-Ho-Hos.
