Brandy called me Monday night.
Me: Hello?
Brandy: What.
Me: You called me.
Brandy: Tomorrow I am going to practice for my concert like Howie.
Me: Practice what?
Brandy: I need to practice on stage. For my concert. I have to practice singing on my knees and I need warm water.
Me: What’s the warm water for?
Brandy: To Refresh yourself. Duh.
Now if you know Brandy- then you know that from time to time she will hold **concerts** for her adoring fans. Her venue? The driveway. She will take her boom box out to the driveway- turn on her music- and sing loud- VERY LOUD- to the thousands and thousands of fans before her. **Imagine!** Sometimes- she will even have a microphone. The lady across the street came over one time and yelled at Brandy to turn off her music. Obviously the Hag didn’t have any imagination or taste in good music. Slut.
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April 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm
OMFG, Brandy…you rock my chica, I swear you make me laugh. I miss watching you dance and sing for us all……