Entries from April 2008

April 15, 2008

Don’t Mention Roseville to Brandy

We aplogize from Brandy101- but we have been experiencing some technical difficulties the past few days and could not make any posts. To make up for this- I will share with you good people what happens when you mention Roseville to Brandy in casual conversation.
Brandy called me and we were having a very nice conversation. [...]

April 11, 2008

Leave a Message and I’ll Call You Back

So if you know Brandy- and she knows your phone number- you will receive at most 6 calls a day and at least 1 call a day. And if Brandy is having a Bad Day- then you just might get 10 calls that day. And believe it or not- Brandy has your phone number memorized. [...]

April 10, 2008

It’s Dance Dance Thursday!!!!

Because Brandy likes to mix it up. And I need some good ol’ Brandy dancin’ to cheer me up.

April 9, 2008

Please- I have to get My Clothes Ready!

Brandy calls me last night to tell on our Mom. And is she P-I-S-S-E-D!
Me: Hello?
Brandy: I can’t go on. I will call the police on your mom.
Me: What?
Brandy: She said I have to go to Roseville on Saturday but I need to get my clothes ready for Monday!
Me: You have to go to Roseville?
Brandy: God [...]

April 8, 2008

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Brandy

Brandy has a message for all of you out there in Cyber~Land. She cares People! She cares so much that she left this Public Service Announcement on my voicemail. Because Marijuana and Cocaine are bad for your Brain.

April 7, 2008

We’re Back!

Sorry Folks- but Brandy101 was on vacation in the Dirty South last week and Boy Howdy- did we have some fun and stuff. During that time- Brandy left me 92 voice mails so I should have some good stuff to post. She even called me up crying and cussin’ about some men in her bathroom. [...]