Last night just after 9:00 PM I get a call from a very upset Brandy. Now if you know anything about Brandy- it’s that she goes to bed very early. By 8:00 PM she is mostly in bed -asleep- happily dreaming about Nick Carter and George Michael.
But last night something woke her up.
Me: Hello?
Brandy: GOD [...]
Entries from August 2008
August 28, 2008
Brandy Can’t get Any Sleep
August 27, 2008
How to Find Brandy
As you know- I can see what search terms people use to find Brandy’s Blog. And just about every day I laugh out loud because the search terms are even funnier than Brandy herself! I mean nothing says Brandy like the words **Sexy Arm Biting** or **Kotex Panties**. I am amazed how many people Google [...]
August 25, 2008
Brandy Has Faith
So Brandy called me all week-end saying she has a new dance for a video. And she came over in a brand spanking new purple shirt and did her thing to George Michael’s Faith. I still think her Incomplete dance is the best EVA but this one is pretty good as well. Plus we didn’t [...]
August 21, 2008
I Will Punch Myself!
So Brandy not only bites her arm- she may even slap, punch, or even pinch herself if she gets pissed off. I can not recall how many times she’ll get pissed because I won’t buy her an activity set at Walmart and she slaps herself- and I mean she will slap herself HARD. She will [...]
August 18, 2008
Mexican Stores are Cool
So Brandy called us last night at about 9:30 PM and this was how the conversation went:
Brandy: You should go to the Mexican Store
Me: Where is it?
Brandy: It’s by the Target. Over There.
Brandy: You can get two liters for a dollar.
Me: What’s so special about this Mexican Store?
Brandy: It’s by McKee. You can get Tacos [...]
August 15, 2008
There’s a Brandy in Aisle 7!
Brandy loves to go shopping. Um- I mean Brandy loves to go shopping for things like Music, Arts and Crafts, Paper, Snacks, and bottled Coca-Cola classic. What she hates shopping for is clothes and shoes.
H-A-T-E-S it!
And I get it- half of the clothes are either too small for the Brandy tummy or too big or [...]
August 14, 2008
It’s Dance Dance Thursday!
Yesterday the only voicemail that Brandy left me was this:
“Heather- This is Brandy. Rosemary shouted into my ear and now I have an earache. Whatever. Bye.”
What am I supposed to do with THAT? Dance I tell ya! To Britney Spears!!! Boo-Ya!!!
August 13, 2008
Oh No She Didn’t!
Brandy is a person of two hundred thousand faces. But she does make one face quite a lot. Mostly when she would like to little finger you but her hands are full. And I have to tell you- we did watch A LOT of Popeye cartoons when we were little…… Just Sayin’…
See for yourselves- do [...]
