Brandy loves to go shopping. Um- I mean Brandy loves to go shopping for things like Music, Arts and Crafts, Paper, Snacks, and bottled Coca-Cola classic. What she hates shopping for is clothes and shoes.
H-A-T-E-S it!
And I get it- half of the clothes are either too small for the Brandy tummy or too big or too wierd. Even maternity clothes don’t cut it. But shoes are an entire different story. Brandy’s little feet are super wide and she flat footed. So you see- trying on shoes so isn’t fun for her either. But sometimes she insists on wearing these older black leather dress up shoes- and they look too small for her little feet and her little foot pudge pushes through the cut opening on top……funny thing is- when they get **thrown out** – they somehow still end up back in Brandy’s closet. Supernatural? I think not. Brandy just hates shopping for new shoes.
Hence- why Brandy isn’t happy in Aisle 7. Shoes! Whatever.
Where the hell is the music and the copy tapes? I need a bottled Coke!
