September 18, 2008...7:35 am

Brandy is a Drunk or Jello is Nice

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On our First night in Vegas and on our way to the MGM monorail station- we past  a bar selling $2 Jello Shots. Hell Yeah! That’s just in our budget! So I ask Brandy- “what flavor would you like- Orange, Lemon, Lime or Cherry”? Brandy said “Green”. Righto. Green it is.

I stroll up to the super high bar and ask for one Cherry and one Lime Jello Shot. The bartender says “$4″. I slide him Brandy’s ID and say “Here is my sister’s ID- she’s right here but you can’t see her cuz the bar is so high”. He checks the ID and says she is all good for Jello Shots. Yahoo!

All the freaking bar stools are like 5 feet tall and we can’t get Brandy up onto the stools because let’s face it folks- our Brandy is all dead weight. So I kneel by the bar and we say Cheers! And Brandy partakes in her first Vegas Jello Shot.

 

We then head out to Planet Hollywood. And we are sitting in a bar before a show we were going to see. I ask Brandy if she wanted a Coke or water. She looks behind the bar and says “What is that? A Daiquiri?”

And I am so impressed she even knew what a Daiquiri was that I said sure thing I’ll buy you a $12 Strawberry Daiquiri.

 

And Brandy is feeling very good after her drinks and so I think I better feed her because she is non-stop giggles and the last thing I want is Red Brandy Vomit all over Planet Hollywood:

And like a true Vegas Party Girl- Brandy passed out that night with Style:

It’s On!

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