Don’t Mention Roseville to Brandy

We aplogize from Brandy101- but we have been experiencing some technical difficulties the past few days and could not make any posts. To make up for this- I will share with you good people what happens when you mention Roseville to Brandy in casual conversation.

Brandy called me and we were having a very nice conversation. And then I mentioned Roseville and asked her if our Mom was back yet. She called me a BLEEPING Liar and then proceeded to cuss me out. I went scrambling looking for the voice recorder. HOLY HELL! She called me every name in the book from slut to bitch and told me she would not f’ing go to no f’ing movie with me or f’ing Mark. I finally found the recorder but most of the cussing out was over. This is how the conversation ended…..note the shout out to the Jerk.

Leave a Message and I’ll Call You Back

So if you know Brandy- and she knows your phone number- you will receive at most 6 calls a day and at least 1 call a day. And if Brandy is having a Bad Day- then you just might get 10 calls that day. And believe it or not- Brandy has your phone number memorized. She has a routine of getting home around 4:00 PM and then she’ll go down her mental phone list and dial away. Every Monday – Friday. Every week. Every Year. She’s even managed to get home phone numbers of relatives BEFORE me. Not only is she the Master of the Telephonic Invasion- she’s like a freaking Sherlock Holmes too.

So have a great week-end People. And if you get a phone call from Brandy- then remember- you are one of  the chosen few.

It’s Dance Dance Thursday!!!!

Because Brandy likes to mix it up. And I need some good ol’ Brandy dancin’ to cheer me up.

Please- I have to get My Clothes Ready!

Brandy calls me last night to tell on our Mom. And is she P-I-S-S-E-D!

Me: Hello?

Brandy: I can’t go on. I will call the police on your mom.

Me: What?

Brandy: She said I have to go to Roseville on Saturday but I need to get my clothes ready for Monday!

Me: You have to go to Roseville?

Brandy: God Damn it- Please! I need to Sleep In on Saturday!

Me: You don’t want to go to Roseville?

Brandy: I am shit unhappy. I told her the Jerk better not be there.

Me: Don’t worry the Jerk won’t be there.

Brandy: Whatever! I better not miss my Saturday Night shows.

Then Brandy Hangs up.

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Brandy

Brandy has a message for all of you out there in Cyber~Land. She cares People! She cares so much that she left this Public Service Announcement on my voicemail. Because Marijuana and Cocaine are bad for your Brain.

We’re Back!

Sorry Folks- but Brandy101 was on vacation in the Dirty South last week and Boy Howdy- did we have some fun and stuff. During that time- Brandy left me 92 voice mails so I should have some good stuff to post. She even called me up crying and cussin’ about some men in her bathroom. I am talkin’ about some good stuff here people.

And to make up for not posting last week- here is some Brandy Good Time Dancin’ to spice up your Monday!