Leave a Message and I’ll Call You Back

So if you know Brandy- and she knows your phone number- you will receive at most 6 calls a day and at least 1 call a day. And if Brandy is having a Bad Day- then you just might get 10 calls that day. And believe it or not- Brandy has your phone number memorized. She has a routine of getting home around 4:00 PM and then she’ll go down her mental phone list and dial away. Every Monday – Friday. Every week. Every Year. She’s even managed to get home phone numbers of relatives BEFORE me. Not only is she the Master of the Telephonic Invasion- she’s like a freaking Sherlock Holmes too.

So have a great week-end People. And if you get a phone call from Brandy- then remember- you are one of  the chosen few.