Brandy calls me last night to tell on our Mom. And is she P-I-S-S-E-D!
Me: Hello?
Brandy: I can’t go on. I will call the police on your mom.
Me: What?
Brandy: She said I have to go to Roseville on Saturday but I need to get my clothes ready for Monday!
Me: You have to go to Roseville?
Brandy: God Damn it- Please! I need to Sleep In on Saturday!
Me: You don’t want to go to Roseville?
Brandy: I am shit unhappy. I told her the Jerk better not be there.
Me: Don’t worry the Jerk won’t be there.
Brandy: Whatever! I better not miss my Saturday Night shows.
Then Brandy Hangs up.